Scrap (Confront)

"Scrap (Confront)"

/Ort Confront/ /Comfort
Report/ /Deport Cohort
Consort/ /Effort Rapport/

/Tort Cohort Abort/
/Export Escort/ /Support
Contort/ /Resort Import /

/Sort Assort Retort /
/Exhort Intort/ /Consort /
/Disport Transport/

/Rapport/
/Abort Support/ /Exhort Deport/
/Disport Support Retort/

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Strange string of words that doesn't make sense.

Frustrating.
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P.S. This is my weirdest poem ever. =3 Even I don't know what it means. Sinulat ko sya diretso galing sa utak (kasama yung way kung paano sya babasahin). ~~.

Maalalahanin...

Isa ang "Maalalahanin" sa mga pinakapaborito kong kanta sa Eraserheads.

I like the "message" of the song, well in my own interpretation.

Ngayon himayin natin yung kanta para maintindihan natin:

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Saan na tayo papunta? Naliligaw na ba?- Masasabi nating may kausap ang kumakanta at naglalakad sila at di na alam ng kumakanta kung saan na sila papunta.

Dumidilim - Uulan na o kaya maggagabi na. Pwede ding sabihing dumidilim na yung kasama nya. Paanong dumidilim? Nalulungkot.

Pano nagsimula? - Tinatanong nya kung anong nangyari.

Nasisilaw, minsa'y natulala -Eto yung reaction nung nagtanong sa sinabi nung kasama nya. He's shocked, sometimes to the point he can't say anything.

*Chorus*
Nawawala, nawawala ang panaginip - Eto nangyayari sa kausap nya. Yung panaginip, yun yung kinekwento nung kasama nya. (Which we dont know. Probably "her" (assuming babae sya) love story)

Nawawala, nawawala ayaw pang gumising. - Eto naman ginagawa ng kausap nya. Ayaw tanggapin na nawawala na yung panaginip nya.


Ilang ulit nang nadapa Di madala-dala - Ibig sabihin, ilang beses na tong nangyari sa kinakausap nya. Na yung kausap nya lageng nag fafail.

Nakikinig -Eto ginagawa nya pag nangyayari yun.

Tila lumalamig Nalunod sa hangin - Eto yung sinasabi ng kausap nya about dun sa kinwekwento nya. Nalunod sa hangin means, nasobrahan sa di kailangan kaya di gumana ng maayos. (kung ano man yung di gumana ng maayos, I dont know, maybe a relationship)

Tinitiis - Ang ginagawa nung nakikinig. :)

*repeat chorus*

Tuwing umuula'y bumabaha Di na nagsasawa - Description nung lalaki sa kinakausap nya, tuwing umuulan (umiiyak) ay bumabaha. At di sya nagsasawa (read "Ilang ulit nang nadapa")

Nakalimutan mo na ba? - He's trying to remind her that this has already happened before.

Maalalahanin... - Maalalahanin St. :) , dun to nangyari.

Alaala... - "Memories", inaalala nya yung memories nya with her.

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I'm open for other interpretations, just comment... :)

Think. :)

P.S. May isa pa kong way of Looking at this Song... I'll Post it kung may mag cocomment man ng ibang interpretation.

Gullible...

Ang meaning nito sa tagalog ay!!!!!!!!!

TENENT!

Uto-uto...

Pero mas masarap sya pakinggan sa english no?

Ayon sa aking experience, directly proportional ang stupidity at pagiging uto uto.

Mas stupid ka, mas uto uto ka...

Pero naisip ko... Bakit may uto uto sa mga kaibigan ko?

I realized that you'll be stupid pag trinatry mong iimpress yung kaibigan mo...

Moral Lesson: Wag pa impress, it's stupid and you'll look stupid.

P.S. I was Outsmarted 2 times today... Wag na sana madagdagan...

Anong nararamdaman mo?

Anong nararamdaman mo ngayong araw na to?

Isipin mo kung anong nararamdaman mo...

Masaya ka ba? Malungkot ka ba?

Stressed ka ba? O relax ka lang?

Nagtatanong lang...

99 Luftballoons

"99 Luftballoons"
by: Nena

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen

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Click Here To Listen

:) Enjoy.

Maselang Bahaghari

I don't really like maselang bahaghari before dahil di ko sya maintindihan...

Di ko alam kung anong meaning nya...

Pero nung medyo (MEDYO LANG) naintindihan ko na sya, medyo nagustuhan ko na rin sya

So ngayon susubukan kong liwanagin pa ang understanding ko sa kantang yun.

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Akala ko ay dagat, yun pala ay alat -> naloko sya dahil hindi totoo yung inaakala nya...

Akala ko'y pumasok, sablay -> akala nya nagtagumpay sya

Pikit ko ang aking mata, ikaw ang nakikita -> Nung di sya nagtagumpay dahil sa maling akala nya, naisip nya sya...

Akala ko'y wala ng saysay... -> Nawalan sya ng pag asa pero nabuhayan sya uli.

Maselang bahaghari sa aking isipan -> Her smile.

'Wag kang mabahala di kita malilimutan -> He'll do anything to get out of his trouble. But he wont forget her whatever happens.

Paglipas ng ulan ay mapapangiti ang araw -> Rainbow after the Rain :) Di ba? Pag tapos ng unos, ginhawa naman para sa kanilang dalawa.

'Wag sanang mawala ang maselang bahaghari -> He's asking her to stay happy and strong. :)

Akala ko ay cool ako, may ulap na sa ulo -> Naging mayabang dahil akala nya cool na sya dahil...

Akala ko'y ang pera'y tunay -> ...akala nya ang pera'y tunay. akala lang nya... haha

Pikit mo ang iyong mata, ano ang nakikita -> He's asking what she thinks of him after that

Akala mo'y wala ng saysay... -> Nawalan na sya ng pag asa pero nabuhayan sya uli... (TAKE NOTE : AKALA)

Kung titignan mong maigi yung song... Parang pinipilit nung lalaki yung babae to stay with him... :)

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Yan pagkakaintindi ko... Haha

Open ako for other interpretation...

Cool ba? :)

Rant: *FLOP*

Sa Tollgate

" Sa Tollgate"
by Eraserheads

Gumising ka
Nasa tollgate na tayo
May hawakhawak pang
gusot gusot na dyaryo
Di ko alam kung ba't biglang nagyaya
Basta't sabi mo ayaw mo na silang makita

Puno ng gasolina ang isip ko
tumawag pa kanina ang boyfriend mo
Buwan ay parang ulo na nabibilog
Mga paa'y natutulog...

Gumising ka
Nasa tollgate na tayo
suma-sabay sabay
sa punit punit na radyo
Sumasayaw..
mga poste ng ilaw
Wag kang lumingon sa likod
baka may makitang multo

Kaya't kayong mga bata,
makinig kayo
Wag nakikisali sa hindi nyo gulo
Kung ayaw nyong mang-iwan
Di magsama kayo
At kung wala kayong alam,
Mabuti pa'y mag-ahit na lang...

Heeey....nanaaaaw....
Heeey....nanaaaaw....

(one...two...three...)

Tabi mo muna...
(Gumising ka... nasa tollgate na)
Tabi mo muna...
(Gumising ka...nasa tollgate na)
Tabi mo muna...
(Lalala....la..lalala)
Tabi mo muna...
(Lalala....la..lalala)

P.S. Malapit na ko mag collapse dahil sa pagod...

State the Obvious Contest

The mechanics is simple:

Magsasalit salitan kayo sa pag sasabi ng isang obvious na bagay about sa isang tao...

Ex.

1: Pula sapatos mo.
2: Black shirt mo.
1: Nakatayo ka.
2: Nakaupo ka.

ANG UNANG MAGSABI NG HINDI OBVIOUS ANG SYANG TALO! GAME?

Dimensions

Hmmmm

A relationship has 4 dimensions

1)Length
2)Width
3)Depth
4)Time

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1) Length refers to Quality Time you spent with the other person.

Quality Time, ibig sabihin, may significant na nangyayari. Counted dito yung pag magkatxt kayo.

-Length Question-

Gaano ka-significant yung mga oras na kasama mo sya(o sila)?

2) Width refers to the amount of Personal Information you know about the other person.

Tipong, how wide is the scope of your knowledge about the person.

-Width Question-

Gaano karami ang alam ko tungkol sa kanya(o kanila)?

3) Depth refers to the "deepness" of your understanding to the other person.

-Depth Question-

Gaano ko sya(o sila) naiintindihan ?

4) Time refers to the amount of time simula nung nakilala mo sya.

Kilala as in, simula nung nakilala ka nya at nakilala mo sya, either by name or face.

Gets?

-Time Question-

Gaano katagal ko na syang(o silang) kilala?

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Kung iaapply mo sa totoong buhay

Stranger = No length, No Width, No Depth, No Time

Kaklase mong di ka kinakausap pero kaklase mo ng 3 taon = No(or Very Low) length, Very Low to Low width, No(or Very Low) Depth, 3 years Time

Bestfriend mo ng 10 years = Average to Very High Length, High Width, Very High Depth, 10 years Time.

Manong drayber na kinakausap ka about sa pulitika = Low Length, Very Low Width, Very Very Low Depth (kung naiintindihan mo sinasabi nya), since nung sumakay ka sa jeep Time.

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Cool Di ba? :)

P.S. Credits to the one who came up with the Idea... Pasensya na if I modified it a little. :) I think its better kasi kung nasasakop nya kasi yung lahat ng types ng relationships. :D

P.P.S. Di ko alam kung may nakaisip na nito, pero sana wala pa para Orig Work to... >:)

Gender Equality

I usually yell "Babae ako!!!" for fun.

Natatawa kasi ako sa ibang nakikipaglaban para sa Gender Equality.

Same treatment daw para sa Men and Women.

So...

Kung same ang treatment sa Men at Women, edi masaya, pwede tayong tratuhing babae ng mga babae so para na rin tayong babaeng mga lalaki! (Not in a gay way)...

Isipin mo... sa masikip na LRT... nakaupo si babae, nakatayo si lalaki... So kung gender equality (according sa definition nung ibang Pro-Gender Equality), dapat tratuhing parang babae din yung lalaki! Dapat tumayo yung babae para ibigay yung seat nya sa lalaki. >:) Same goes sa pag bubukas ng pinto, Women should open the door for men too! Same treatment di ba?

They look like a hypocrite pag sinabing gusto nila ng same treatment for all gender tapos they ask the Men to be Gentlemen.

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They misunderstood the real point, the real objective of Gender Equality. Its not about the treatment! Girls doesnt want to be treated like boys. All they want is an equal consideration. To view them as humans. To see them as somebody who can do things like men. Not "if you this to man, you do this to use." nor "Men and Women are equal so both of them can act like a man or a woman interchangeably" but "If you let a man do this, can you let us do it to?".

I just hope tandaan natin yung real meaning ng mga issues na lumalabas ngayon...

Sometimes baka mali na pala pinaglalaban natin because we misunderstood its essence.

Tama naman di ba?

P.S. Parang ka talgang nashishinku tatsumaki senpu kyaku pag sinabihan ka ng "k".

Humps

Well, i was riding a jeepney at 11 pm...

Sobrang dilim.

Then in an intersection, tumingin ako sa bintana...

"Ang pangit naman ng lugar na to..."

Pag tawid, may nakita akong fastfood resto...

Then I realized na yung pangit na lugar na yun e yung isa sa mga pinakapaborito kong intersection... (Yeah I'm weird, i have my favorite intersections)

Napaisip ako...

We all see something... But there are hindrances para makita natin yung totoong value nya...

Mga bagay na nagclocloud sa ating paningin...

We all have biases, and prejudices.

Just like how the night and the limited view of the jeepney affected my view of my fave intersection.

if we are free from these biases and prejudices, makikita natin yun totoong value ng isang bagay.

Well, napaisip lang ako... :)

P.S. Bakit Humps ang title? Habang iniisip ko kasi to, may dalawang lalaking naguusap about "humps". :))

Complicated

"Complicated"

You're fat,
I'm mean.
You're huggable,
I'm biased.

Walang Masakyan...

May mga napansin ako pag walang masakyan ang mga tao...

1. napupunta sila sa gitna ng daan, tipong parang pader sila... take note, mukhang diretso yung hilera nila.

2. nag uunahan sila sa dyip kahit wala naman makakasakay dun dahil sobrang sikip na

3. sasabit kung kaya pang sumabit

4. itutulak ka kahit nauna ka sa kanya sa paglapit sa dyip

5. garapalan, para mo yung sasakyan iba sasakay (Nakita ko yung lalaking pumara ng FX, nung palapit na sya, biglang hinawakan nung babae yung pinto tapos pumasok agad.)

6. HARANG SILA SA DAANAN NG SASAKYAN... di makagilid yung sasakyan dahil sa No. 1... Ang masama pa, di sila tumatabi.... Result? Traffic...

7. may mga barker na mapagsamantala... Puno na yung dyip nung dumating... Tapos sasabihin na 2 pa... May sasabit na 2... tapos hihingi ng pera sa drayber... ~~. Hellooooooooo kahit wala sya dun sasabit at sasabit yun...

8. ang waluhan na dyip nagiging sampuan... may sabit pa!!!

Dagdag pa kayo kung anong napapansin nyo pag walang masakyan ang mga tao... :)

Brazil Nut Effect...

Naalala ko yung time na binigyan ako ng kaklase ko ng Macadamia Nuts...

Pag ninaalog ko yung lalagyan, nag ririse yung mga mas malalaking nuts...

Pinagisipan ko, paano yun nangyayari...

Well... Nagtitimpla ako ng gatas nung naalala ko nung nag sasalin ng asukal yung nanay ko sa lalagyan...

Inaalog nya yung lalagyan tapos biglang bumababa yung level nung asukal....

Tinanong ko dati bakit ganun, ang sagot napupunta sa ilalim yung mas maliliit na asukal :)

Ganun din sa Nuts... Malalaglag yun maliliit na nuts tapos mag ririse yung malalaki (dahil nasa ibabaw na sila nung maliliit)...

I searched for the Fancy term dun sa phenomenon na yun at nalaman ko na yun pala ang tinatawag na...

Tenent!

Brazil Nut Effect. :)

Apparently, dati pa pala nila iniisip kung paano yun nangyayari.

Now you know... (or at least Now you know the Fancy term for it)

Cool No? :D

P.S. Sino kang Jejemon ka? Wala lang, nakakatuwa ka... Haha

Oreo Nile

"Oreo Nile"

Listening to the water as it flows downstream
Watching the fishes oppose the flow of water
Dead being carried by the continuous flow
The same old flow that's washing and shaping the stones.

P.S.

Ngayon ko lang napansin na may nagtanong sa kin sa dati kong entry na "Most Girls are Friendly at First".

Kung sino ka man, I answered your question :)

Dunning-Kruger Effect

Nadagit ka na ba ng trick question na...

"What Grade Do You Think You Deserve?"

o kaya

"What Salary Do You Think You Deserve?"

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Me? A LOT... I tend to grade myself much lower than I should...

Humble lang po (-.-)

Oh Well, I dont need High Grades
(Hala lagot ako, oo nga pla... Kelangan ko pala magkaron ng Scholarship (-.-) )

Most people give themselves a much lower value when asked to grade themselves.

Some naman, they give themselves a high grade even though they don't deserve it.

Hinahanap ko kung anong tawag sa phenomenon na yun e

Pero ayon sa aking research... Yun yung tinatawag na:

Dunning-Kruger Effect (Well eto yung closest e)

To put this in simplier term, I'll quote a smart person:

"One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision."
-Bertrand Russell

Kung complicated pa yan eto...

Yung DK effect e pwedeng

1) Feeling matalino hindi naman + confident na matalino sya.
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2) Matalino kaso nagdududa na matalino sya + hindi confident na matalino sya.

Experienced this before? :)

Or know some people who are like no. 1 and 2 ? :)

It can be seen everyday :)

Just observe :)

Trust and Barbers.

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

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Napaisip ako habang ginugupitan ako...

Oo nga naman

Isipin mo, nakaupo ka, defenseless habang yung barber may hawak na guting.

Letting him do his thing (Cutting your hair)...

You just let him.

Trust him to cut your hair.

Di ba?

Torta...

Ano ba ang Omelet?

Di ba torta din yun?

Nagtataka kasi ako, sabi kasi sa commercial

"Pwede prito(???) , pwede ring scrambled. pwede ring torta at omelet." (Paraphrased kasi baka sabihing nag aadvertise ako)

Nanotice ko lang... Napaisip tuloy ako kung anong pinagkaiba ng torta sa omelette.

Haha... Ayon sa naresearch ko (wikipedia), ang torta at ang omelet ay iisa lang.

May mga nagsabi din sakin na magkaiba yun.

Pero ayon sa pagkakadescribe nila ng paraan ng pagluluto ng omelet, masasabi ko ring iisa lang sila.

Parang allergy at galis lang yan e.

Pag mahirap galis, pag mayaman, allergy.

Ganun din ata sa Omelet haha... <-- feeling mayaman

Di ba? :D

Fine Time

I hope we could spend more time together
A few hours is better than never
If we could only make it longer
A whole day would be fine
A whole day would be fine
A whole day would be fine
A whole day would be fine

I think it’s time to clean your car
I’m not home if someone calls
We could go out for a day
We could sing some songs we hate
Why not swim in someone’s pool
Jump a crane 12 storeys high
Have a picnic in my room
Sit outside and watch the moon

[repeat chorus]

We could drive in to the malls
Or stay home and watch TV
I don’t care if we don’t have lunch
Just as long as we have iced tea
I could take you to a film
Hunt for books and magazines
Is that new song out on sale
I think that dress is kinda pale

[repeat chorus]

There are times when we disagree
My heart sings to the sea
I’m always anxious when we kiss and make up
Please don’t get tired of understanding me
Being with you makes me feel so safe
I don’t care if we go out of town
I don’t care if we sleep all day
Basta’t kayakap ka ay okey

[repeat chorus]

A whole week would be fine
A whole month would be fine
A whole year would be fine
A decade would fine
A century would be fine
Fine, fine time (4x)
Forever would be fine…

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Ang ganda ng message no? :D

One of my Favorite Songs.

Read the lyrics :)

Click Here to Listen to it.

Nawa'y magustuhan nyo.

Poof!

Sabi ng nanay ko "Kung gusto may paraan, kung ayaw may dahilan."

Well kinokontra ko yun palage perooooooo gagamitin ko yung principle ngayon in explaining something...

Narasan nyo na bang may tao kayong gusto nyong kasama?

Ako oo, but they find me weird...

Kasi... I seemingly teleport from place to place.

Ika nga nila, "Kabute, kung san san sumusulpot."

I don't have extraordinary powers, I just "poof" because I wanted to.

I'm a person who doesn't want to waste time... <--- (parang iba ginagawa sa sinasabi)

kaya I like planning and looking for the most efficient way to do my task. (Like moving from place to place)

And I use what I know to travel faster than usual.

That's my technique in poofing.

Well sino ba naman di gagawa ng paraan para makasama nila yung gusto nilang makasama di ba? :)

Kahit super busy ka, kayang kayang gawan ng paraan kung gusto.

Ika nga ng Eheads : "A few hours is better than never"

Banatero...

Well, natutuwa ako sa kanya.

He's doing a Good Job making a collection of Pick up lines...

Meron na kong source ng pic up lines. >:)

click here to view

Enjoy!

Red and White

That face of yours
perpetually wears a smile.
Just like that bee
standing at that place.

The sun shone
when you said goodbye.
Life goes on
or so they say.

Still that face of yours
wears that smile.
Just like that bee
standing at that place.

And I'm here again
in the place we met.
Alone
waiting for you.

Ang Huling El Bimbo...

DUDE ANG COOOOOOOOLLLLL

After listening to "Ang Huling El Bimbo" again after a month, nasagot ko din yung matagal nang bumabagabag sa kin na tanong.

"Paano ka masasagasaan sa isang madilim na eskinita?"

Well, parang Epiphany lang sya. Nag poof lang yung sagot sa utak ko. (Feeling Dr. House)

Kung titignan mo kasi yung kanta ng maigi, may pagkadouble meaning.

Well nung bata pa sila, maganda si babae (kamukha daw si Paraluman) at magaling sumayaw,

Tapos lage syang tinuturuan pagkagaling sa school. Take note, Yung babae yung nagtuturo , so hindi natin pwedeng sabihin na bata sila as in bata but TEENAGERS! :D (HMMM)

Moving on...

And then the boy developed feelings for the girl. :D <- According to the chorus.

Then "Naninigas ang aking........... KATAWAN!" <--- Hmmm Sounds Fishy

"Pag umikot na ang plaka." <- Pag nagsimula na sila "sumayaw"

"Patay sa kembot ng bewang mo" <- KEMBOT NG BEWANG + TINUTURUAN = ???? . Di marunong kaya tinuturuan! Haha

"At pungay ng yong mga mata." <- Tuwing kelan pumupungay ang mata ng mga babae? :D

"Lumiliwanag ang buhay habang tayo'y magkaakbay" <- Magkaakbay scenes after ng "pagtuturo"

"At dahan dahang.... 'dumudulas' .... ang kamay ko, sa makinis mong braso." <- Yung pagkakanta malalaman mong may gusto syang sabihin na iba e. :)

"Sana noon pa man ay sinabi na sa iyo. Kahit hindi na uso ay ito lang ang alam ko." <- May alam na si Lalaki pero di na uso... Anong hindi na uso na alam nya? (kung di nyo to gets *shrug*)

Ulit uli yung chorus as "La la la" <- Fast forwarddddd :D

"Lumipas ang maraming taon, di na tayo nagkita, balita ko'y may anak ka na ngunit walang asawa." <- Ibig sabihin nabuntis si babae at di na sila nagkita. :D Obvious? Yes. :D

"Tagahugas ka 'RAW', ng pinggan sa may ermitaaahhhh." <- TAGAHUGAS RAW!!! RAW!!! Ermita yun, tagahugas nga ba sya talaga ? o iba ang ginagawa nya? :D Remember, MAGANDA sya :) I connect mo pa sa may anak ngunit walang asawa! :D

"At isang gabi'y nasagasaan, sa isang madilim na eskinata ahhhhhhhhhh!" <--- Hindi nasagasaan yung babae, more of "nasagasaan" nadisgrasya. Baka nahold-up sya then was killed or raped then killed. Ermita yun!

"Lahat ng pangarap ko’y bigla lang natunaw. Sa panaginip na lang pala kita maisasayaw." <-- Kahit anong meaning nito, the statement itself is sad. :(

Thats the (hidden) meaning of the song. :) Hope napaisip kayo. :)

P.S.
Well, may sabi sabi akong narinig na pinagaaralan sa Ateneo ang mga gawa ni ELY BUENDIA!!! (Well sa subject na Poetry malabo yung explanation e basta naiinggit ako <--- Eheads Fan)

Aliens And Fita Spreads : Fita Spreads

FITA SPREADS!

Magdamag akong nagpuyat para sa Bible Reflections na dapat ginagawa ko linggo linggo.

7 Reflections = 7 weeks na palugit pero, NAH, masaya magcram...

Isa sa dapat kong bigyan ng reflection e yung sermon na ang pinagbasehan e yung pagpapakain ni Hesus sa marami.

I was reading different online sermons para makagawa ako ng reflection.

One of them says that "God doesn't demand us what we cannot provide, he just want some disciples to work with."

It made me smile. Its "God helps those who help themselves." and "God won't give you hardships you can't overcome." combined into one.

Pero paano papasok yung Fita Spreads?

Ayon sa Luke, si Jesus yung nagbibigay ng tinapay at isda sa disciples nya which in turn give it to the people.

So, si Jesus ang nagpreprepare? paano mo pagkakasyahin ang kakarampot na tinapay at iilang isda na nakakabusog sa marami?

Naalala ko yung Fita Spreads Spicy Tuna...

Gets nyo?

Ginawang Fita spreads ni Jesus yung tinapay at fish... (Yung fish dinurog tapos pinalaman sa tinapay.)

Sinong di mabubusog dun di ba? Dalawang Fita lang busog na ko e. :D

Paano kung binigyan ni Jesus yung tao ng 3 fita + madaming tubig? E di may matitira pa, yun yung kinolekta nila at nilagay sa basket... Di ba Plausible? :)

Well, Imagination ko lang yan so wag nyo seryosohin masyado :) (Well DUH kakarampot na tinapay = 15000 fita? No no no)

Napaisip kayo no? :D

P.S. Di po ko nageendorse.

Aliens And Fita Spreads : Aliens

ALIENS!

Naglalakad ako papuntang sakayan dahil papasok ako nung may makitang akong lalaki wearing an elmo shirt.

Yung Red tapos may mukha ni Elmo sa gitna (Mukha lang)...

Tapos napaisip ako...

Paano pag may Alien na dumating sa Pinas at nakita yung lalaking na ka shirt na ganun?

Di kaya sya mag freak out kc nakakita sya ng Life form na may dalawang mukha? (Mukha ni Elmo sa shirt + Mukha nung lalaki)...

Kasi isipin mo, sino ba naman di magugulat sa kung may makita kang nilalalang na dalawa ang mukha at yung isa pang mukha e nasa katawan nya...

I asked somebody about this and that person said, "Ang tanga naman ng Alien na yun."

yung isa naman sinabi na "Freak tayo para sa kanya pero freak sya pagdating sa tin."

I realize na hindi naman siguro ganun ka bobo yung alien na darating sa tin (Taking into consideration na nakagawa sila ng paraan para makarating dito.)

Di ba? :D

P.S. Naiinggit lang ako siguro sa shirt nung lalaki.

Natuwa sa isang test...

http://www.wordofmouthexperiment.com/dedpyhto/tests/tibetian/index.htm

Try nyo nalang, ewan kung matawa kayo o maamaze.

We are Anonymous...

OO MASARAP MAGING ANONYMOUS...

You can say what you want without anyone knowing who you are...

Its one of the best privileges you can get in the internet...

We people care for our image, our name...

We don't want it to get dirty...

But with anonymity, we doesn't need to think about this...

We could say what we want and be free...

But being anonymous also has a price.

YOUR IDEAS ARE OWNED BY THE ANONYMOUS gets?

Hindi na sayo yung ideas thought and etc mo dahil sa anonymous na yun.

Well can't blame them... you're one of them anyway...

"We are anonymous, We are Legion."

:D Pero who cares? Freedom is Sweet. :) We can say what we want...

Pink

"Pink"

And Pink saw Pink on the Yellow
Rode far to go and meet Purple
Almost went back with Blue
But instead with an additional White

They rode Red across the fields
Seen Green as they pass
Sky Blue smile as they continue
Rolling above Gray

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Somebody was saying Purple was Pink and Purple was like Pink because Pink said that Pink was Pink like Purple.

Most Girls Are Friendly At First

Why is that? Because she doesn’t know you well yet and she doesn’t know if she is attracted to you yet. Every woman has very specific set of values she is looking for a guy. If a girl is young, she could just want some attention from cute and popular guy, but as a woman gets older she understand more and more what she is looking for in partner.

If a girl doesn’t like you, it simply means she is not interested. She doesn’t hate you, she doesn’t dislike you either, she is just not interested. Sometimes guys, like me get upset and you think she doesn’t like you, but maybe she just likes you as her friend and not more. We all want to be liked as much as we like someone. So, how do you know if she doesn’t like you? I think the first sign is if she looses interest and doesn’t give you attention anymore. Some girls are very shy and if she likes you, she would give you short attention but it would be consistent. If the girl doesn’t like you, then she would give you less and less attention, and finally she wouldn’t give you any attention.

It can be hard to realize the girl you liked doesn’t like back. It can be devastating in some cases, I mean, “Damn!” But don’t get angry or mad at her for not liking you as much as you hoped. Women are very emotional beings and they don’t always can predict how they feel. The better you make her feel good the more she will come back for more. If you can’t make your woman like you, don’t get frustrated. There are other women in the world who are even better than she is. She isn’t as perfect as you hoped her to be. She has her own faults and maybe you just loved the fantasy of “perfect her” instead of a real her. It’s okay to grieve a lost hope but don’t think about it too much and go find some other women to have fun with.


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Nakakarelate ako dito sa nakasulat dito... >.< Hay...

Less and less attention then POOF wala na...

Salamat sa kung sino man ang nagsulat dito...

Stupid Questions?

Ang dameng nakakausap ko ang nagtatanong ng mga Stupid Questions...

Yung mga tanong na Obvious yung sagot pero tinatanong pa rin...

Hindi ko alam kung bakit nila ginagawa yun...

I was thinking about it and i found some possible explaination:

1. They don't trust their senses

2. They don't trust their judgment.

3. They don't think.

4. They don't rely on common sense

5. They do it For Fun!!!

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1. People have their own limitations, yung iba malabo mata o kaya di makaamoy ng maigi dahil may sipon. Well wala silang magagawa kung nakaencounter sila ng mga pagkakataon na kelangan nilang magtanong ng stupid question.

Ex. Color Blind

J: Pare, Green ba to?
E: (alam na clor blind si J) Oo pare Green yan.

pero kung ganito naman

L: Pare Green ba to? *labas ng red apple*
E: (alam na normal si L) Hindi... *annoyed*

L just asked a stupid question, pero kung si J ang nagtanong ok lang considering na may limitation sya.

2. Some people don't trust what they think that's why they ask stupid questions. Its really simple, most of the stupid questions are asked because of this.

Ex. Crime scene

P1: Sinaksak ba sya gamit tong ice pick o pinalo ng palo palo? *shows ice pick that was retrieved from the body* (FYI, No sign of Blunt Trauma sa bangkay)
P2: *annoyed* Yes... Kasi, hinugot po natin yan sa katawan ng biktima... at walang blunt trauma sa bangkay.

P2 was annoyed because it was obvious... ~~. P1 was just asking because he's not sure of what he thinks (maybe dahil na rin may nakita syang iba sa crime scene which made him to doubt what he thinks). Can't blame him... He's just making sure what he thinks is right.

3. Plain simple explaination... THEY DON'T THINK... They want you to do the thinking for them... ~~. Most annoying to para sa kin...

Ex
(calculating something for statistics)
S: 1+1 ano ba sagot dun?
E: 2
S: e 2+2
E: 4
S: 4+4
E: *annoyed*

Isipin mo... S reached Statistics But still asks the answer for VERY SIMPLE arithmetic... I mean c'mon. You already know that... kung 75x5 acceptable pa e, pero 1+1!?!?!??! GRAAAHHHH
~~. pasensya na... Iniisip ko lang kasi, na may mga bagay na basic na dapat alam natin at dapat di na natin tinatanong sa iba...

4. This one is commonly the problem of very smart people. Haha They don't rely on common sense. Our science right now defies common sense (Physics).

Ex

Physicist1: pag may kambal na 5 yrs old tapos yung isa iwan sa earth yung isa ilalagay sa spaceship na nagtratravel ng 0.8c (c = speed of light). after 10 years, anong edad nila?

CommonSenseJohn: 15 parehas! 5+10! common sense! Physicist ka pa naman haha!

Physicist2: No. hindi sila magkasing tanda after 10 yrs.

Dito sa example na to makikita natin na hindi katiwatiwala ang common sense sa lahat ng bagay. Physicist1 didn't rely on his common sense when he asked the question. Common sense will say 15 but thats not the right answer. It sound stupid for John because the physicist doesn't rely on common sense. :D

5. May mga taong natutuwa sa reaction ng tao pag tinatanong ng stupid questions kaya ayun! Ginagawa nila. (Tulad ko)

Ex. (Biology majors)
J: Anong koneksyon ng isda sa palay at may "Plant Physiology"
E: Kasi ang palay nakalubog sa tubig, tulad ng isda! Plant Fish-iology...
J: Sir, anong masasabi nyo sa connection ng Palay at Isda ayon sa Plant Fish-iology?
I: *WTF*

Kung di nyo naintindihan yung nasa taas... ieexplain ko... Kaya stupid yung tanong kasi, nagword play si E at J, Physiology -> Fish-iology, para lang makagawa ng joke about the fish at palay. Its a stupid question for I because it doesn't make sense, ~~.

Di nyo naintindihan? <---- tingin ko stupid question to kasi Obviously hindi nga.

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Haha... Well, part na ng buhay natin ang pagtatanong ng stupid questions, wag nga lang sana sumobra.

Naway humaba ang pasensya natin sa mga taong nagtatanong ng stupid question ngayong mag idea na tayo kung bakit nila ginagawa yun. :D

Constant Motion

"Constant Motion"

Every time I look at your face,

I see an innocent girl,

playing beside a river.

Bakit pag...

Matagal na kong nagtataka...

Why does God get all the credits pag may mabuting nangyayari...

Pero pag masama, kasalanan ng tao?

Ex.

Drunk driver drives! Accident happen!

either:

A. Drunk driver lives, people say, "THANK GOD HE'S ALIVE!"

or

B. Drunk driver dies, people say, "He drove drunk... *shrug*"

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Well, sige other example...

Nagkaron ng plague so nagkakahawaan...

either

A. THANK GOD IM NOT INFECTED...

or

B. BAKIT MO KO HINAWAAN!?!?!?

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I'm not smiting God...

I'm just wondering why he (or she) is the one who always gets the credit... :-s

It's just unfair to blame the people for all the bad things in the world. :)

kasi ganito... BAD things happen to you... pero kung wala yung Bad things na yun, di mo mararanasan yung GOOD things... Di ba?

So dapat din tayong magpasalamat sa gumawa ng Bad dahil without Bad you cannot understand what is GOOD.

Example

May bumato sayo ng Hollowblocks sa ulo... E di duguan ulo mo...

Ni-rush ka sa ER... sino may kasalanan kung bakit ka ni-rush sa ER?

Di ba yung bumato sayo? But no! You don't thank that person! He did a bad thing to you.

Pero sa ER, natagpuan mo ang iyong "One-and-only" (or Chuvachuchu or True love ETC ETC).

AND YOU THANK GOD BECAUSE OF THAT!

Demit... Dapat ang pasalamatan yung bumato sayo ng hollow block!

Kasi kung di ka nya binato e di dapat wala ka sa ER at hindi mo sya nakilala... DI BA?

Fine THANK GOD... But PLEASE...

Wag po nating kalimutang pasalamatan yung mga taong nakasalamuha natin kaya nangyari sa tin ang isang mabuting bagay...

We blame people for bad things but not see that they were part of the events that leads you to good events (which you thank God for).

~~, Thank people too Not Just the Guy(or Gal) Up(or any other direction) there..

Don't blame people na nakasalamuha mo na for the bad things that happened to you...

Kahit anong mangyari sayo, mabuti o masama, kasama na sila sa may pakana nun.

P.S. "Why does God always get the credit?" - Dr. House

Random Rant: IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEE ... ITTTT'SSSSS SSSOOOOOO FLUUUUFFFEEEEHHHH

Did I say something wrong?

Naranasan nyo nalang ba na biglang magrereact (negatively) yung kausap nyo sa sinabi nyo?

Madalas ganun nangyayari sa kin... For some reason, I don't know.

I'm looking for the scientific term sa pangyayaring yun...

Pero may nagsabi sa kin na "Insensitive" lang daw ako...

I always say what I think daw with no considering how others would react to what I'm going to say.

Checking kung anong sinabi ko sa mga nag react negatively sa sinabi ko, wala naman akong napansing di kanais nais...

Which confuses me... It sounds ok, but people perceive it negatively... ~~.

Dahil dun nadevelop yung habit ko na magsorry immediately kung magrereact yung kausap ko negatively.

Example.

Ralph: Ang ganda ng Stars
EB: :(
Ralph: Sorry po :( kung may nasabi akong masama

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Isipin mo, ang hirap piliin ng words na sasabihin mo dahil nagiingat ka tapos kahit piliin mo ganun pa rin.

N-labo. nantritrip ba sila?


P.S. Dahil lage akong nagsosorry pag tingin ko may mali akong nasabi, meron nang nangtritrip ngayon sa kin... ~~. But I like it...

"What"

"What"

There a little lie hiding behind the truth
because nothing can be pure. It's ideal,
purity and honesty. Nothing is
like that. It's too good to be true.

And there he stood waiting
in the rain. Are you a fool,
she asked. You'll get sick
if you stay there. Go inside.

And there he was waiting
across the street. Lights flicker
on and off. He was alone,
as far as he can see. Or was he?

There's a little truth behind the lies
we say. It's mandatory to give
away clues. You cannot lie
without the truth. Never.

Why Guys Like Girls

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms


5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

Sana maari itong maging gabay sa mga babae. at hindi mag taka . :)

A Little Patch of Heaven

"A Little Patch of Heaven"

And then she smiled.

A secret hideout.
Walls full of memories.
Permanently in shade.
A little house made of wood.

In a dead end.
Place nobody comes.
No eyes that watch.
Absolute freedom.

A boy and A girl.
Too young and innocent.
Inseparable pair.
A platonic love.

The same place.
Ten years later.
The boy and the girl.
A strong attraction.

And then she smiled.

Sa likod...

Sa likod ng mga kasinungalingan, ay doble ng katotohanan

Sa likod ng malamig na gabi, may mainit na yakap ang hahalik sa katawan mo.

Sa likod ng masasayang araw, ay may malungkot na araw na susunod.

Sa likod ng babaeng nakahubad, may pusong nagmamahal ng parang isang ina.

Sa likod ng nakangiting labi, ay may mga bulok na ngipin na laging gumagambala sa iyo.

Sa likod ng mga yosi ,ay may mga nikotina na unti-unting pumapatay sa iyo

Sa likod ng Magandang mukha ng babae,ay may masamang ugali ang napapaloob dito.

Sa likod ng masasayang tawa,ay may malungkot na tao na naiinggit sa iyo.

Sa likod ng tahimik mong buhay, may taong gagambala sa iyo pagdating mo sa buhay nila.

Sa likod ng hangin mong hinihinga, may components yan na utot,atbp(di mo lang alam)

Sa likod ng mga junk foods , may nutrisyon facts na sinungaling.

Sa likod ng relo, may maliit na motor na pinapaandar ng baterya.

Sa likod ng mga ulap, may diyos na di mo nakikita

Sa likod ng tae, may bulateng gumagapang gapang na di mo nakikita.

Sa likod mo, may taong gustong gusto ka na di mo nakikita.

Sa likod ng mga sikretong sinabi sa iyo, may 90% doon , di mo na naalala.

Sa likod ng taong mahal mo, ay may taong mas nagmamahal sa kanya.

Sa likod masasayang alaala, may malungkot na trahedya. :c

The Truth Behind The Truth Behind McDonald's

I watched the "TRUTH BEHIND MCDONALDS" Or something like that.

Pinakita lang na hindi nabubulok yung Fries nila...

So... What's gross?

Actually, I'm interested with what they put in the fries that makes it last that long...

I mean... C'mon! Ang galing kaya... Hindi nabubulok... One should be amazed because of that!

Yung experimental set-up nga lang nila ay faulty... Why?

1. Hindi sinabi kung Sterile yung containers....

2. Hindi sinabi kung sterile yung pagkain (which I assume is not kasi nabulok sila...)

Eto kasi yun... Paano pag sterile yung lalagyan ng Fries at yung Fries? Syempre hindi yun mabubulok di ba???

I'm thinking about doing an experiment in our house about different fries from different fastfood chains... with a control set-up na "Chef RL...'s French Fries" (which is basically a homemade french fries, as in ako lang gagawa WOOOOH MAGLULUTO AKO)...

Well Thinking lang... Di pa pwedeng gawin e...

Anyways...

Di ko sila sa Jar ilalagay, instead, sa Agar plates(yung ginagamit para sa pagpapatubo ng bacteria) ko sila ilalagay.

Maglalagay ako ng several pieces of Fries sa plate, and then let them grow overnight (pwede ding 3 days, wala kasi kameng incubator) ! :)

Then i-aay-dentify yung may mga tumubong bacteria at nabulok na Fries...

Pag may tumubong bacteria sa plate pero hindi nabulok yung MCdoFries... E masasabi natin na tama yung VIDEO na yun... :)

Pero kung sa lahat ganun nangyari... E di may weird na property ang potato (kasi kahit gawa ko na wala naman akong ginawang weird e hindi nabulok)...

Pag lahat ganun liban sa gawa ko... The fastfood restaurants really do something to their fries! HAHA

Well sana may gumawa ng ganitong experiment...

(I was searching for journals about this but i found nothing so.... ako nalang nagformulate ng experimental design.)

P.S. I just can't believe the Video because faulty yung experimental design nila... :D *eats McDo French Fries* (Nom nom nom nom). :D

SLEX

"SLEX"

I sat behind the counter
Counting the things you gave me
And you stood in front of the counter
Waiting for me to count the things you gave

Carefully counting, avoiding mistakes
You just stare at me as I continue
What's on your mind's a mystery
Do you want me go slower?

Time passed as I continue
Never want this moment to end
This maybe the last time I'll see you
This place of once-in-a-lifetime meetings

Realizing what you really want, I was terrified
Every part of me screams, curses.
Wishing time to go faster
Never see you again.

ANG MAHIWAGANG PAGBABALIK!

ika daw ni RL magpost .

Ayan ho mahal na Hari!

At Ako sa iyo'y walang sawa pumuri!

Basta't Lahi mo'y ipagpatuloy,

Ng Hindi lumubog sa Kumunoy.!

wahaaaa !

Muling nagbabalik!

Palaman mo to ! beybeh !

La La La

May nagsabi sa kin na di daw totoo ang Apollo Moon Landing and then presented me with the usual arguments against it...

Lalo yung waving flag sa picture ng Apollo Landing...

Di din daw totoo ang Evolution...

Bakit? E di sana daw pag naglagay ka ng balyena sa disyerto mageevolve ito... ~~.

I sighed (Malaking Insulto yung Maling interpretation nya ng natural selection sa kin, B.S. Bio kasi ako.)

Tapos bakit di pa daw tayo gumawa ng tao kung ang tao e gawa lang sa mga atom? ~~

Again I sighed... (B.S. Bio , hello, life.... Ganun ba ka simple ang buhay?)

Ang Point nya... Hindi totoo ang mga bagay na hindi nakikita liban nalang kung "obvious" , to see is to believe.

Example, Nakita na na may bituka talaga. so may bituka nga...

I don't really want to argue with him because I was on "poet" mode...

Well, actually I don't want to argue with him because ayokong ipasok nya religion nya sa arguements nya... :-<

So i told him... "There are indirect evidences and thats good enough..."

The Apollo Moon Landing Hoax was just a conspiracy theory.. :)

I used to believe that it was a hoax until I watched Mythbusters.

And YEP, kung anong prinesent nya sakin na mga arguments, yun din arguments ko dati. :)

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In addition ng nasa taas... Think about this...

May bato ako na galing UP... :) Pero di nya nakita na galing akong UP... so ibig bang sabihin nun di ako nakarating ng UP? :)

Ehem.... Ngayon naman... About Evolution...

Natural Selection focuses on the variation in the population and the preservation of the favoured races.

Ayon nga sa title ng book ni Darwin...

On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life

Hindi "me me me me!" ang evolution... Ito po ay concerned sa species population...

Example, dati may mga giraffe(X at x) na.. merong may maikling leeg(x) at merong mahaba ang leeg(X), nung nawala yung mga halaman na mabababa, nagutom yung mga maiikli yung leeg(x) at naubos sila! Kaya ang natira yung mga mahahabang leeg nalang(X)...

That how giraffes(X) came to be... Well... Tanong... Gaano ba katagal yung proseso nito? 1 answer, MAHABANG PANAHON...

Hindi kasi BIGLAAN yung pagbabago sa environment nila its Gradual, paunti unti... there are no means to adapt to the environment quickly na as in lagay mo sa lupa ang ISANG isda magkakalungs na sya... :)

Evolution works in population, not in individuals. :)

Bakit di tayo gumawa ng tao dahil gawa lang tayo sa atom di ba? Answer ko? Malay mo makarating tayo dyan :) We have an artificial Bacterial cell na...

Hindi naman porke gusto natin magagawa naman agad... 15 years bago nagawa yung artificial bacteria... :))

If you think making life is as simple as building legos... then ... why dont you try making one (double meaning to ha... Tsk tsk tsk) ? :))

:) I'm taking up genetics this term... I have extracted DNA from tissues... I never saw the DNA in my test tube (reaction tube)... Nonetheless have I have INDIRECT PROOF that its there. and Its good enough... :)

To see is to believe is not good enough , To think is to believe is. :)

P.S. By the way... If to see is to believe, uhm..... you're religious right... so.... Oh well, ika nga ng Bunny, "la la la."

Crashed!

"Crashed"

I've just wrote a poem
but it was erased.
I spend my time thinking
but only a blank page was left.

I'm very disappointed
but I'll just write again.

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Tula na nagawa ko dahil biglang nag crash yung Mozilla ko at nabura yung una kong sinulat...

Oh well...

It was crappy...

Nonetheless, a poem...

Nagdadalawang isip...

Wala akong magawa...

I'm currently studying languages... (pero di ako umuusad sa di malamang kadahilanan... siguro dahil di ako nakafocus)

Habang nag kikipagchat ako... I read blogs of my friends... (As Usual... INSPIRED because of it!)

Gusto ko uli magsulat... pero pakiramdam ko hindi ko pa kaya... (Well, di kaya as in "I'm afraid to go in there because there are lions in there." . Kaya pero hindi kaya...)

Pag kaya ko na... I'll post some new things here... :D Expect it to be as nosebleeding than before... :D

(Wala namang nagbabasa nito... Haha)

P.S. Liban sa reason na sinabi ko sa taas... Another reason is that magandang praktis to ng pagsusulat...

Paalam...

Baby Its not you... Its me...

Explaination Kung Bakit Ganito Daw Tayo...

Pili ka isa...

1) Ginawa akong ganito ng Diyos Kaya ganito ako.

2) Kaya ako ganito e dahil ang Kulturang Kinagisnan ko e Ganito. Ganito ako dahil pinalaki ako sa Kulturang ito.

3) Kaya ako Ganito e dahil ito ang Best way to survive. Kung gusto kong makapagsurvive, dapat maging ganito ako. Kung hindi ako magiging ganito, liliit ang chance kong manatiling Buhay.

Anong kahinaan ng Bawat isa.

Yung sa 1. Required kang maniwala sa Diyos bago mo masabi yung Statement na yun. Oh sige nga. Paano pagpinalaki ka sa isang isla kung saan ang mga tao ay walang pinaniniwalaang diyos, masasabi mo pa ba kaya ito? Think.

Yung sa 2. May punto naman sya di ba? So ibig bang sabihin nun Empty Shell tayo yung pinanganak tayo? Ganun ba yon? Ibig sabihin pwede tayo maging ugaling pusa kung pusa magpapalaki sa tin? or something like that? Think.

Yung sa 3 naman. Supported by evolution yan. We are like this to be more fit for survival. :) Kaso. Ibig sabihin ba nun wala tayong Choice? sa ayaw at sa hindi Ganito tayo kasi it makes our chance of survival higher? Think.

Kung kayo pipili sa Tatlo. anong mas gusto nyo paniwalaan?

Naniniwala ako sa pangatlo, pero may extension dapat.

Humans are made to choose and no choice sila na kelangan nila magkaron ng Choice DAHIL mas napapataas nito ang chance of survival nila.

Sounds Better Di ba? :)

Things na Probably Di Nyo Alam...

Ang mga Gagamba ay hindi Insekto.

Ang mga Kabute ay hindi Halaman.

Hindi lahat ng bacteria ay Bacteria.

Magkaiba ang Antiseptic, Disinfectant at Sanitizer.

Hindi lahat ng E. coli magkakaparehas, pero E. coli sila.

Ang Sponges ay Hayop.

Hindi porke resistant ang bacteria sa antibiotics ibig sabihin di na sila tinatablan nito.

Kung alam nyo yung Mitosis at Meiosis, Walang Mitosis at Meiosis ang mga Bacteria.

Hayop ang Tao.

Di porke Pangit ka, Di mo maabot ang Dream Girl mo. :D

Kung Walang Evil, Boring ang Mundo.

Malapit na Matapos Ang Physics.

Naghihingalo na ang Philosophy dahil wala na silang bagong maisip.

Bunnies are cute and EVIL.

Di lahat ng Doctor e Physician pero lahat ng Physician ay Doctor.

Mas malaki ang chansang Lumubog ang isang barko kea bumagsak ang isang Eroplano.

Di lahat ng Totoo totoo pero lahat ng Kasinungalingan ay Kasinungalingan. Kung di mo Gets, ako rin.

Di lahat ng Bawal masarap dahil simula ngayon bawal na kumain ng Ampalaya. :)

Hindi totoo ang nasa Taas nito.

Hindi lilindol pag tumalon lahat ng tao sa China. Ang payat kaya ng mga tao dun.

May Bigote ang mga Dolphins

Walruses have the second largest penis.


AT HIGIT SA LAHAT


Nag sasayang ka lang ng Oras sa pagbabasa ng Gawa ko.

Ang Pagbabalik Ni RL...

Tenent!!!

Ilang Buwang Di Nagparamdam...

Bakit kaya?

Gusto nyong malaman?

hahaha Alam ko namang di kayo interesado...

Oh Well... Abangan nalang ang mga susunod na post namen. :D

Para Makakuha kayo ng Daily Dose ng Palaman ng Utak :)

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Things to do: In the Elevator...

10 years na since the last time na nag update ako...

masyado na kong BC hahah :D:D

LAge akong sumasakay sa elevator... at nakakatamad tumato lang dun at mag hintay

kaya nag research ako kung anong pwedeng gawin sa elevator...

e2 ang nakuha ko..

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the
others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Hahaha madame pang pwedeng gawin sa elevator...

Dagdag pa kayo.. :D:D:D

Suicide Sandwich...

There were three friends: an Atenean, a
La Sallite, and a UP student (so you
know this story is fictional). Anyway,
everyday,
they met for lunch and ate their sandwiches.

UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na
naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag
bukas, peanut butter sandwich na
namanang baon
ko, magpapatiwakal na ako.

Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again.
I am sick of this already. If I get
another roast beef sandwich again
tomorrow, I! am gonna shoot myself.

La Salle : Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham
sandwich is my baon again. I am so sawa
with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon
tomorrow is ham sandwich again. I am
gonna drive my CRV over the cliff.

The next morning, they again met for
lunch, and, alas, they had
the same sandwiches again. The UP
student went back to his dorm,
pulled out a belt and choked himself to
death.

The Atenean went home, got a gun, and
shot himself in the head.

The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.

During their funeral, their mothers were
interviewed:

UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na
ayaw niya na nang peanut butter
sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung
pinabaon ko sa kanya.

Ateneo: If he had told me that he did
not want roast beef anymore, I wouldn't
have prepared him roast beef.

La Salle : Hindi ko maintindihan kung
bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh
siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili
niyang sandwich.

HAhaha Suicide Sandwich

P.S. hahhaha \:D/ happy happy day

10 Painful Things

1. -bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget.

2. -reminiscing the good times

3. -trying to hide what you realy feel.

4. -loving someone who loves another.

5. -having commitment with someone that you know wouldn't last

6. -shielding your heart to love somebody.

7. -loving a person too much

8. -right love at the wrong time.

9. -taking risk to fall in love again.

10. -bihis na bihis ka tapos di ka pala ksama.

Hahaha XD Sakit nun no?

P.S. I love you very much my!!! :* Thank you for giving me a chance... :D

How to stay young...

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Explanation kung bakit ganito ang buhay...

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone..

Life has now been explained to you. :D:D

Love story ng patay

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month
In (LEYTE) Philippines . Her name was gloria. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named jonathan.
Both of them are true lovers. They always used to talk on the phone.
You can never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her SIM card from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used spends half of the day talking with jonathan. gloria 's family knew about their relationship. jonathan
is still very close with gloria 's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends. 'If I pass away please burn me with my cellphone' she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people couldnt carry her body,
A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn' t.Everybody had tried to carry the body, the result was still the same.They jus could not lift the body. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of their neighbours, who could speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. gloria 's parents did not inform jonathan that
gloria had passed away.


After 2 weeks jonathan called gloria 's mom.....

jonathan :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell gloria that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about gloria.
jonathan though that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and
said 'don't try to fool me - tell gloria to come out, i have a gift for
her. Please stop
this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (jonathan started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
jonathan was shaking..

Suddenly, jonathan 's phone rang. 'see this is from gloria, see this.....'
he showed the phone to gloria 's family. all of them told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of gloria & there is no way others could use her
sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box. They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help
again. He brought his master to solve this matter.



He & his master worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them...
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Globe has the best coverage.
ANG LAKAS MO SA GLOBE!!..hehe! :D:D:D

The answer to life the universe and everything...

Try to search this to google...


"The answer to life the universe and everything..."

hahaha Google has the answer for this...

Cool nga e...

the answer to life the universe and everything

Read hehe...

Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS
OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count the F's is that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE.
Do not go back and count them again. Then see below:










There are 6 F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds 3 of them. If you spotted 4, you're above average. To see 5 is rare. If you caught 6, you are a genius. There is no catch. Most people forget the OFs. The human brain tends to see them as Vs instead of F's.

So... How smart are you??

:D:D

Words of wisdom: I've learned that ......

Words of wisdom: I've learned that ......

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do.

I've learned that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it.

I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. (Amen to that!)

I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I've learned that learning to forgive takes practice.

I've learned that there are people who love you dearly, but just don't know how to show it.

I've learned that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned that I'm getting more and more like my grandma, and I'm kinda happy about it.

I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I've learned that you should never tell a child her dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if she believed it

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren't biological.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend someone is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that sometimes when my friends fight, I'm forced to choose sides even when I don't want to.

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I've learned that sometimes you have to put the individual ahead of their actions.

I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that if you don't want to forget something, stick it in your underwear drawer.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that the clothes I like best are the ones with the most holes in them.

I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt and you will hurt in the process.

I've learned that there are many ways of falling and staying in love.

I've learned that no matter the consequences, those who are honest with themselves, get farther in life.

I've learned that many things can be powered by the mind, the trick is self-control.

I've learned that no matter how many friends you have, if you are their pillar, you will feel lonely and lost at the times you need them most.

I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that writing, as well as talking, can ease emotional pains.

I've learned that the paradigm we live in is not all that is offered to us.

I've learned that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon.

I've learned that although the word "love" can have many different meaning, it loses value when overly used.

I've learned that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting people's feelings and standing up for what you believe.

-Author Unknown

:D mahaba, pero meaningful...

Tips sa nalulumbay...

Keep in mind that your situation can be changed, that it is not a permanent situation but a common experience shared by others.

Do not be unreasonably demanding of yourself.

Feel content about yourself in general.

Develop good habits in eating and exercise, and get adequate sleep.

Use the time you spend alone doing creative things and learning new skills.

Be careful not to judge people you meet on the basis of your past experiences.

Value your friends and their unique qualities. Work toward developing a good circle of friends. Ask for ideas from older, experienced ones.

Do something for others—give them a smile, express a kind word, share a thought from the Bible with them. Feeling needed by others is an antidote to loneliness.

Avoid fantasizing about movie or TV stars or Internet or literature characters, imagining a relationship with them.

If you are married, do not expect your mate to meet all your emotional needs.

Learn to give and take, to help and support each other.

Learn to talk to others and to be a good listener. Focus on other people and their interests. Show empathy.

:D Tips lang

Ways to Make Her Smile

1. Tell her she is beautiful.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . Even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6. Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.

7. If you are talking to another girl, when you're done, walk over and hug her and kiss her . . . Let her know she's yours and they are not.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "Hi."

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . As your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up (she loves it).

12. Get upset if another guy touches her (especially when she doesn't like it).

13. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

14. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

15. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER.

16. Every guy should give their girl three things: a stuffed animal (she'll hug it everytime she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed). Also don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.

17. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

18. Look her in the eyes and smile.

19. Hang out with her on weekends

20. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this).

21. Kiss her just for the heck of it.

22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive. It came from YOU. It means all the world to HER.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't! (women put a lot of thought and effort into your gifts, because she care about you and appreciate it, even if it's not exactly what you wanted!)

25. Always call her when you say you will. It may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care. So call even if you can only talk for a minute.

Haha... Effective to... :D

Eksena sa Jeep...

Mmm.

Napapansin ko to sa loob ng dyip...

1. Laging unang inuupuan ang parte na malapit sa dulo... I dont know why...

2. Laging pakiramdaman kung sino ang magaabot ng pamasahe nung nasa dulo...

3. Pag masikip na, umuusog ang tao sa side na gusto nilang tabihan.

4. Kadalasang naiinis ang mga pasahero kung di sila agad naibaba at the instance na magpara sila KAHIT alam nila na bawal bumaba dun.

5. Pagtumaas ang pasahe, madalas naiinis ang pasahero paghinihingan sya ng dagdag na pamasahe ng drayber...

6. Updated sa pulitika ang karamihan sa mga drayber...

7. Badtrip ang mga drayber sa mga taong walang barya... Lalo na yung mga 500 0 1000 ang binabayad.

8. Pag nasa tabi ka ng drayber at pwinestuhan ka ng 2 tao na magkasama (isa sa tabi mo at isa sa likod mo) mag-ingat ka, 90% sure na holdap yan... hahaha XD

9. Pag umuulan, ang sampuan na jeep (22 na pasahero kasya) ay kayang magsakay ng 28 na tao o higit pa...

10. Badtrip ang drayber sa pasaherong isa lang ang binabayad pero dalawang tao ang laki. hehe...

11. Pag wala na talagang masakyan... Uumaakyat ang mga tao sa loob ng dyip kahit punong puno ito...

MMm... Madami pa kong nasa isip ko... Kelangan ko munang kalkalin... hehe...

Dagdagan nyu naman oh..

Help or...

... get out of the way.

Dapat kung hindi ka tutulong, tumabi ka nalang.

reasons?

1. Probability na maging burden ka.

2. Mahirap gumawa kung may nakikiepal na nagmamarunong.

3. Di ka rin naman tutulong so why bother getting in the waY?

4. Walang mangyayari kung nandyan ka nga wala ka naman natutulong.

hahaha...

Isipin mo, example

May nasagasaan na babae, pinalibutan ng mga bystanders

anong nangyari? Di nakasingit yung medics at pulis, patay.

Naitulong? natulungan mamatay yung babae hahahaha

Thats Good, but better kung tinulungan nila makasurvive yung babae.

Pano? By getting out of the way. hehehe

Isa pa?

May lalaki, ibabagsak na ng prof nya dahil sa excess absences.

Sakto natrapik sya... Late ng 1 hr... absent na sya...

Bakit? hahaha Dahil may nasagasaan na babae.

Pinalibutan ng bystanders, hahahaha wala nang naitulong, nakaperwisyo pa.

e kung tumabi nalang sila?

D b?

Information evolution ...

Di nyu ba pansin,

Nag eevolve ang information pag pinagpasa pasa verbally?

Example...

Nung kinausap ko yung babaeng kapitbahay namin.

pinagtsismisan ng mga tsismoso't tsimosa...

Kaibigan ko DAW yung babaeng kapitbahay namen...

Kinabukasan, nililigawan ko daw.

The following day, kami na raw.

Habang dumadaan yung mga araw, Lumalala yung tsismis.

-Nag away daw kame.

-May iba pa daw akong gf liban dun sa babae.
(Nakita kasi nila kasama ko yung ex ko nung kami pa)

- Nanliligaw pa daw ako ng ibang babae.

- May nangyari daw samin nung babae.

- Break na daw kami nung babae.

Di pa nakuntento, niligawan ko daw uli yung babae.

Hay... Lupet... ^^

Di pa ko magkaka-idea tungkol dyan kung walang nagsabi sa kin.

P.S. medyo Bc lately e.. hehe

Taong Hollow

Hehe...

Naalala ko sinabi ni Bob Ong sa Book nya na "ABNKKBSNPLAko!?!"...

May klase ng estudyante na na Hollow man...

Which is either:

1. Laging wala sa klase.

o

2. Nasa klase kaso hollow ang utak.

Hehe....

Sa totoong buhay, kapansin pansin din ang mga taong hollow ...

sila yung mga taong either:

1. Laging wala pag kailangan.

o

2. Nandyan pero parang wala ring naitutulong.

hehe

Isipin nyo... Sino kaya yung mga taong hollow..?

While Crossing the Road...

Napansin ko to...

Pag may isang nagtry tumawid... Everybody else follows... Kahit alam nilang violation ito...

Well, di ko alam kung bakit sila ganoon.

3 beses kong naexperience to kahapon... Grabe...

1. Sinubukan kong tumawid, sumunod silang lahat. O_o

2. Tumigil ako sa gitna, lahat din sila tumigil... tapos tumawid ako, sumunod sila... (idol kea nila ako?)

3. Tumigil ako sa gitna, lahat din sila tumigil...
Bumalik uli ako at hinintay ko magredlight bago tumawid... hehe...
Tapos sinipulan sila nung pulis... hahaha
Tinawanan ko sila.... ahhaha
Natawa din sila sa sarili nila e...
yung iba nahiya, bumalik din...
Yung iba nagpatuloy... (pasaway)

LOL....

Kinwento ko to sa mga kaibigan ko, at binansagan naming "The Dolphin effect"..

hehe wala lang nakakaaliw lang...^^

Letter Play...

Anong pinagkakaparepareho nito?

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

Magtanong kayo kung gusto nyo ng sagot.

Perfectionist...

I want to be a Perfectionist...

Not Perfectionist, psychologically speaking...

But Perfectionist, philosophically speaking...

The difference?

Perfectionist in psychology believes that perfection can and should be attained.

Perfectionist in philosophy doesn't believe that one can attain a perfect life or state of living.

Rather, they practices steadfast perseverance in obtaining the best possible life or state of living.

Sa tagalog, NAGSISIKAP SILA para mapabuti ang buhay nila at di sila naniniwala na magiging perfect sila at ang mga buhay nila!

Kahit palupaluin nila ulo nila....

Ayun...

Kea ko sinasabi na gusto kong maging perfectionist, philosophically speaking. ^^

Sorry mga "Good Boys"

Didiretsuhin ko na kayo....

Kung gusto mong makaporma sa mga babae...

"WAG KANG MASYADONG MABAIT"

Well i know... By Experience...

Atsaka...

Pag masyado kang mabait, hindi ka nila makikita as a man na di dapat pakawalan,

Rather,

Makikita ka nila as a friend na di dapat pakawalan...

So maiistuck ka na sa pagiging friend nya...

And Never More than that...

(Well, the last statement is just an exagerration. It still depends.)

Warning lang to ha... hehe XD

Occham's Razor

MMm... Ito ba yung gamit ng mga EMO?

Definitely not...

Occham's Razor ay isang principle na nagsasabi na

"Make few assumptions as possible when explaining a phenomenon, eliminating those that make no difference in a hypothesis or a theory."

Nosebleed? Try mo tong mga variations ng Occham's Razor.

"When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras"

Eto quoted pa kay Einstein...

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

Galing kay Da Vinci...

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

Gets na?

Occham's Razor simply means cutting of some things because entities are not to be multiplied beyond nessecity... ^^

Question? Sa Comment nalang po...

P.S. Put the right comment on the right entry po.

Liar Paradox

Consider these two statements:

1. The next statement is true.

2. The previous statement was false.


Ok ok ok... Wag ka na mag isip ng matindi....

Alam kong duduguin ka lang...

Paradox yan kasi di mo talaga mabibigyan ng consistent truth value ang bawat statement...

Isipin mo.

Kung tama ung 1, tama yung 2, pero pag tama yung 2, mali yung 1, so mali yung 2, magiging tama ngayon ang 1... and so on...

Di Ba?

Ikaw?

Sa tingin mo mabibigyan mo ng cosistent truth value yang mga statement na yan?