Monday, November 8, 2010
Supernatural Military
Mga mambabarang... AT kung ano ano pang nilalang na di nakikita... Pero nandyan daw...
Bakit di kaya gamitin ng gobyerno natin yung mga yun para manakop ng ibang bansa?
Isipin mo... Kayang kaya nating kawawain sila kung gagamitin natin sa military yung mga supernatural creatures natin...
Haha...
Matagal ko nang naisip to...
Mga high school palang...
Kaya nga pag sinasabi nilang "naku wag ka magturo baka manuno ka." dati,
ang sinasabi ko lang e,
"Bakit di sila isama sa military kesa nandyan lang sila't nananakit ng nanunuro sa kanila? Kung nasa military sila, magkakaron pa sila ng benepisyo. Kesa manakit sila, bakit di nalang sila makipagtulungan sa mga tao para mapangalagaan yung lugar nila o kaya tumulong sa ting manakop ng lugar para lumaki sakop nila? At kung di sila mabuti, bakit di nalang sila hulihin at pakawalan sa mga kaaway natng terrorista?"
Di ba?
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Tracked na Pera
Bakit hindi nalang itrack ng gobyerno yung pera natin?
Lagyan ng barcode o kahit ano pa mang paraan para alam nila kung kanino at kung anong mga pera ang naibayad o pagmamay-ari ng isang tao...
Kung ganun kasi, e di madameng krimen ang masusugpo...
Pano ka makakabili ng illegal drugs kung tracked yung pera mo? (Pwede lumusot pero c'mon...)
Pano makakakotong ang pulis kung tracked yung pera? (Pwedeng sabihing "donation")
Pano makakakupit sa "kaban ng bayan" ang mga corrupt officials kung tracked ang pera? (E di halata di ba?)
Isipin nyo...
Pero may paraan para lusutan to e...
Makakagawa at makakagawa ang mga tao ng paraan para malusutan to...
Besides ... Mahirap i-implement to...
1)Magastos at mahirap gumawa ng database ng pera...
2)Tapos gagawa pa ng panibagong pera para lang matrack ito!
3) MAGASTOS GUMAWA NG DEVICES NA PWEDENG MAGRECORD AUTOMATICALLY KUNG KANINO NAPUPUNTA ANG PERA NG ISANG TAO. (Kung meron man nun)
May several suggestions ako para sa dalawang problem kung bakit mahirap ito i-implement (di ko na isasama yung ibang dahilan dahil hahaba ito)
1)
- Maglaan ng pera para dito... (Duh!)
- Simulan na ngayon!
2)
- Gumawa ng bagong "trackable" na pera in secrecy
- Palitan lahat ng lumang "untrackable na pera na pumapasok sa Central Bank
- Read number 3
3)
- Gawing e-money ang currency ng Pinas
- Lagyan ng barcode lahat ng perang trackable
- Gawing machine-readable yung serial number ng pera tapos mag mas produce ng readers nito... (Yung readers connected sa database, lahat ng tao dapat meron nito at lahat ng transaction ay gumagamit nito)
OR!!!!
- Pera nalang sa bangko ang itrack ng gobyerno... (namahirap dahil may "privacy policy" ang mga bangko na di pwede basta tanggalin ng gobyerno)
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Maraming tututol dito... Pero wala lang... Malayo naman maimplement to...
Besides... Kung maisipan i-implement to...
sasabihin nilang nangyayari na yung sa book of revelations... (Marka ng devil ek ek.)
Basta...
Madameng benepisyo ang sistemang ito kung sakali... yun lang ang naisip ko
P.S.
Wala lang to... naisip ko lang to sa Jeep nung pauwi na ko...
Friday, August 27, 2010
Bang Lu Min's Testimony (Di ko alam totoong title nya e)
Kung nabasa mo na to, Skip ka na sa baba...
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Mr. Mendoza was already upset even before he saw on television what the policemen did to his brother. The other tourists who remained inside the bus were complaining. Wei Ji Jiang wanted to go to the bathroom. Dao Chi Yu was hungry and the rest were just groaning and whining like they have forgotten that our lives rest in Mr. Mendoza's hands.
The hostage taker, as you know him was really nice. He treated us okay and even let the elders and the children leave the bus. He said your policemen treated him unfairly. He was a policeman too and was accused of doing something he had no knowledge of. But your government didn't listen so he used us to get everyone's attention.
Things would have never turned for the worst if he didn't see how his family was dragged out of their house and taken into custody. He was watching the news all the time as we huddled around each other behind the bus. He shouted some words in your language then started shooting in the air. A girl about my age started screaming. Mr. Mendoza demanded her to stop but she didn't understand English. God, he had to slash her neck with a knife just to put her to rest. Her boyfriend who tried to hit him was shot in the head.
Tension was rising. You can see in his face how scared and confused he was. The bus driver ran away leaving him alone with strangers from a distant land. I can see him walking across the aisle, sometimes pointing his machine gun to one of the tourists. But he tried his best not to hurt us, especially those who really cooperate.
I guess its in your nature not to inflict pain on others unless it was necessary. I remember him saying that he will free us before sundown and implored us to forget everything when we return home. But his words don't matter now. The policemen were trying to force their way in, while we all lied down to shield ourselves from bullets. Mister Mendoza blindly shoots at his enemies which I think kept them from rescuing us. I hear sobs under the chairs. Some were even shouting the names of their loved ones even when the air merely eat their words. Kevin Tang tried to escape when the glass door was was shattered, but one shot and he slumped on the floor with blood gushing from his mouth.
Heavy rain pitter-pattered on the rooftop. In old Chinese saying, it means an end to a struggle. Finally, somebody was able to open the escape hatch at the back of the bus. Freedom. But I knew Mister Mendoza was still alive. I knew he was just waiting for a chance to strike back at his enemies. So I told those around me not to escape. Let the authorities come for us instead. Then there was gunfire. He was firing at his enemies with a machine gun. Those who were at the escape hatch fled abandoning us once again. It's like a nightmare with no end and to wake up means a certain death. Then somebody from outside the bus threw a canister. It forced out a black smoke that is so painful to the eyes and putrid smelling to the nose. People started screaming. We cannot breathe. Some ran in front of the bus but Mister Mendoza warned them of stray bullets. It was too late. One was hit on the head, the other was hit on the shoulders. Bullets were now flying. Its like the authorities thought we were all dead. Mister Mendoza finally realizes his mistake and said sorry to everyone, dead or alive. He then ran towards the front of the bus where he would meet his maker. As he passed by my chair with bullets whistling overhead, I clutched my hand on the velvet curtain and wrapped it around my face. All I could think of was to stay alive - for my child who is waiting for me back in Xinjang. I know I will survive, I will come home.
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The story (yes, story) was wrote in a first-person POV.
Most probably this is fictional (Just like the story of the Woman from Hiroshima during WWII)
It was written in a way that it portrays the Mr. Mendoza as a good guy turned bad due to bad things happening to him.
I was laughing hard nung napansin ko na ang daming nag react sa story na to.
But they're saying the same thing, that this story isn't true.
So what? Its a good story though. Di naman sinabi nung gumawa nito na totoo to e. Haha
Parang The Da Vinci Code lang. HAHA.
P.S. Nag iiba pala lasa ng cereal depende kung sino kasama mo habang kinakain mo... o iba lang lasa nung gatas nila?
Friday, July 23, 2010
Aliens And Fita Spreads : Fita Spreads
Magdamag akong nagpuyat para sa Bible Reflections na dapat ginagawa ko linggo linggo.
7 Reflections = 7 weeks na palugit pero, NAH, masaya magcram...
Isa sa dapat kong bigyan ng reflection e yung sermon na ang pinagbasehan e yung pagpapakain ni Hesus sa marami.
I was reading different online sermons para makagawa ako ng reflection.
One of them says that "God doesn't demand us what we cannot provide, he just want some disciples to work with."
It made me smile. Its "God helps those who help themselves." and "God won't give you hardships you can't overcome." combined into one.
Pero paano papasok yung Fita Spreads?
Ayon sa Luke, si Jesus yung nagbibigay ng tinapay at isda sa disciples nya which in turn give it to the people.
So, si Jesus ang nagpreprepare? paano mo pagkakasyahin ang kakarampot na tinapay at iilang isda na nakakabusog sa marami?
Naalala ko yung Fita Spreads Spicy Tuna...
Gets nyo?
Ginawang Fita spreads ni Jesus yung tinapay at fish... (Yung fish dinurog tapos pinalaman sa tinapay.)
Sinong di mabubusog dun di ba? Dalawang Fita lang busog na ko e. :D
Paano kung binigyan ni Jesus yung tao ng 3 fita + madaming tubig? E di may matitira pa, yun yung kinolekta nila at nilagay sa basket... Di ba Plausible? :)
Well, Imagination ko lang yan so wag nyo seryosohin masyado :) (Well DUH kakarampot na tinapay = 15000 fita? No no no)
Napaisip kayo no? :D
P.S. Di po ko nageendorse.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
The Truth Behind The Truth Behind McDonald's
Pinakita lang na hindi nabubulok yung Fries nila...
So... What's gross?
Actually, I'm interested with what they put in the fries that makes it last that long...
I mean... C'mon! Ang galing kaya... Hindi nabubulok... One should be amazed because of that!
Yung experimental set-up nga lang nila ay faulty... Why?
1. Hindi sinabi kung Sterile yung containers....
2. Hindi sinabi kung sterile yung pagkain (which I assume is not kasi nabulok sila...)
Eto kasi yun... Paano pag sterile yung lalagyan ng Fries at yung Fries? Syempre hindi yun mabubulok di ba???
I'm thinking about doing an experiment in our house about different fries from different fastfood chains... with a control set-up na "Chef RL...'s French Fries" (which is basically a homemade french fries, as in ako lang gagawa WOOOOH MAGLULUTO AKO)...
Well Thinking lang... Di pa pwedeng gawin e...
Anyways...
Di ko sila sa Jar ilalagay, instead, sa Agar plates(yung ginagamit para sa pagpapatubo ng bacteria) ko sila ilalagay.
Maglalagay ako ng several pieces of Fries sa plate, and then let them grow overnight (pwede ding 3 days, wala kasi kameng incubator) ! :)
Then i-aay-dentify yung may mga tumubong bacteria at nabulok na Fries...
Pag may tumubong bacteria sa plate pero hindi nabulok yung MCdoFries... E masasabi natin na tama yung VIDEO na yun... :)
Pero kung sa lahat ganun nangyari... E di may weird na property ang potato (kasi kahit gawa ko na wala naman akong ginawang weird e hindi nabulok)...
Pag lahat ganun liban sa gawa ko... The fastfood restaurants really do something to their fries! HAHA
Well sana may gumawa ng ganitong experiment...
(I was searching for journals about this but i found nothing so.... ako nalang nagformulate ng experimental design.)
P.S. I just can't believe the Video because faulty yung experimental design nila... :D *eats McDo French Fries* (Nom nom nom nom). :D
Friday, July 9, 2010
La La La
Lalo yung waving flag sa picture ng Apollo Landing...
Di din daw totoo ang Evolution...
Bakit? E di sana daw pag naglagay ka ng balyena sa disyerto mageevolve ito... ~~.
I sighed (Malaking Insulto yung Maling interpretation nya ng natural selection sa kin, B.S. Bio kasi ako.)
Tapos bakit di pa daw tayo gumawa ng tao kung ang tao e gawa lang sa mga atom? ~~
Again I sighed... (B.S. Bio , hello, life.... Ganun ba ka simple ang buhay?)
Ang Point nya... Hindi totoo ang mga bagay na hindi nakikita liban nalang kung "obvious" , to see is to believe.
Example, Nakita na na may bituka talaga. so may bituka nga...
I don't really want to argue with him because I was on "poet" mode...
Well, actually I don't want to argue with him because ayokong ipasok nya religion nya sa arguements nya... :-<
So i told him... "There are indirect evidences and thats good enough..."
The Apollo Moon Landing Hoax was just a conspiracy theory.. :)
I used to believe that it was a hoax until I watched Mythbusters.
And YEP, kung anong prinesent nya sakin na mga arguments, yun din arguments ko dati. :)
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In addition ng nasa taas... Think about this...
May bato ako na galing UP... :) Pero di nya nakita na galing akong UP... so ibig bang sabihin nun di ako nakarating ng UP? :)
Ehem.... Ngayon naman... About Evolution...
Natural Selection focuses on the variation in the population and the preservation of the favoured races.
Ayon nga sa title ng book ni Darwin...
On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life
Hindi "me me me me!" ang evolution... Ito po ay concerned sa species population...
Example, dati may mga giraffe(X at x) na.. merong may maikling leeg(x) at merong mahaba ang leeg(X), nung nawala yung mga halaman na mabababa, nagutom yung mga maiikli yung leeg(x) at naubos sila! Kaya ang natira yung mga mahahabang leeg nalang(X)...
That how giraffes(X) came to be... Well... Tanong... Gaano ba katagal yung proseso nito? 1 answer, MAHABANG PANAHON...
Hindi kasi BIGLAAN yung pagbabago sa environment nila its Gradual, paunti unti... there are no means to adapt to the environment quickly na as in lagay mo sa lupa ang ISANG isda magkakalungs na sya... :)
Evolution works in population, not in individuals. :)
Bakit di tayo gumawa ng tao dahil gawa lang tayo sa atom di ba? Answer ko? Malay mo makarating tayo dyan :) We have an artificial Bacterial cell na...
Hindi naman porke gusto natin magagawa naman agad... 15 years bago nagawa yung artificial bacteria... :))
If you think making life is as simple as building legos... then ... why dont you try making one (double meaning to ha... Tsk tsk tsk) ? :))
:) I'm taking up genetics this term... I have extracted DNA from tissues... I never saw the DNA in my test tube (reaction tube)... Nonetheless have I have INDIRECT PROOF that its there. and Its good enough... :)
To see is to believe is not good enough , To think is to believe is. :)
P.S. By the way... If to see is to believe, uhm..... you're religious right... so.... Oh well, ika nga ng Bunny, "la la la."