Explanation kung bakit ganito ang buhay...

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone..

Life has now been explained to you. :D:D

Love story ng patay

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month
In (LEYTE) Philippines . Her name was gloria. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named jonathan.
Both of them are true lovers. They always used to talk on the phone.
You can never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her SIM card from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used spends half of the day talking with jonathan. gloria 's family knew about their relationship. jonathan
is still very close with gloria 's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends. 'If I pass away please burn me with my cellphone' she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people couldnt carry her body,
A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn' t.Everybody had tried to carry the body, the result was still the same.They jus could not lift the body. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of their neighbours, who could speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. gloria 's parents did not inform jonathan that
gloria had passed away.


After 2 weeks jonathan called gloria 's mom.....

jonathan :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell gloria that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about gloria.
jonathan though that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and
said 'don't try to fool me - tell gloria to come out, i have a gift for
her. Please stop
this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (jonathan started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
jonathan was shaking..

Suddenly, jonathan 's phone rang. 'see this is from gloria, see this.....'
he showed the phone to gloria 's family. all of them told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of gloria & there is no way others could use her
sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box. They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help
again. He brought his master to solve this matter.



He & his master worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them...
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Globe has the best coverage.
ANG LAKAS MO SA GLOBE!!..hehe! :D:D:D

The answer to life the universe and everything...

Try to search this to google...


"The answer to life the universe and everything..."

hahaha Google has the answer for this...

Cool nga e...

the answer to life the universe and everything

Read hehe...

Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS
OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count the F's is that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE.
Do not go back and count them again. Then see below:










There are 6 F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds 3 of them. If you spotted 4, you're above average. To see 5 is rare. If you caught 6, you are a genius. There is no catch. Most people forget the OFs. The human brain tends to see them as Vs instead of F's.

So... How smart are you??

:D:D

Words of wisdom: I've learned that ......

Words of wisdom: I've learned that ......

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do.

I've learned that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it.

I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. (Amen to that!)

I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I've learned that learning to forgive takes practice.

I've learned that there are people who love you dearly, but just don't know how to show it.

I've learned that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned that I'm getting more and more like my grandma, and I'm kinda happy about it.

I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I've learned that you should never tell a child her dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if she believed it

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren't biological.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend someone is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that sometimes when my friends fight, I'm forced to choose sides even when I don't want to.

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I've learned that sometimes you have to put the individual ahead of their actions.

I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that if you don't want to forget something, stick it in your underwear drawer.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that the clothes I like best are the ones with the most holes in them.

I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt and you will hurt in the process.

I've learned that there are many ways of falling and staying in love.

I've learned that no matter the consequences, those who are honest with themselves, get farther in life.

I've learned that many things can be powered by the mind, the trick is self-control.

I've learned that no matter how many friends you have, if you are their pillar, you will feel lonely and lost at the times you need them most.

I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that writing, as well as talking, can ease emotional pains.

I've learned that the paradigm we live in is not all that is offered to us.

I've learned that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon.

I've learned that although the word "love" can have many different meaning, it loses value when overly used.

I've learned that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting people's feelings and standing up for what you believe.

-Author Unknown

:D mahaba, pero meaningful...

Tips sa nalulumbay...

Keep in mind that your situation can be changed, that it is not a permanent situation but a common experience shared by others.

Do not be unreasonably demanding of yourself.

Feel content about yourself in general.

Develop good habits in eating and exercise, and get adequate sleep.

Use the time you spend alone doing creative things and learning new skills.

Be careful not to judge people you meet on the basis of your past experiences.

Value your friends and their unique qualities. Work toward developing a good circle of friends. Ask for ideas from older, experienced ones.

Do something for others—give them a smile, express a kind word, share a thought from the Bible with them. Feeling needed by others is an antidote to loneliness.

Avoid fantasizing about movie or TV stars or Internet or literature characters, imagining a relationship with them.

If you are married, do not expect your mate to meet all your emotional needs.

Learn to give and take, to help and support each other.

Learn to talk to others and to be a good listener. Focus on other people and their interests. Show empathy.

:D Tips lang

Ways to Make Her Smile

1. Tell her she is beautiful.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . Even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6. Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.

7. If you are talking to another girl, when you're done, walk over and hug her and kiss her . . . Let her know she's yours and they are not.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "Hi."

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . As your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up (she loves it).

12. Get upset if another guy touches her (especially when she doesn't like it).

13. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

14. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

15. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER.

16. Every guy should give their girl three things: a stuffed animal (she'll hug it everytime she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed). Also don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.

17. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

18. Look her in the eyes and smile.

19. Hang out with her on weekends

20. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this).

21. Kiss her just for the heck of it.

22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive. It came from YOU. It means all the world to HER.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't! (women put a lot of thought and effort into your gifts, because she care about you and appreciate it, even if it's not exactly what you wanted!)

25. Always call her when you say you will. It may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care. So call even if you can only talk for a minute.

Haha... Effective to... :D

Eksena sa Jeep...

Mmm.

Napapansin ko to sa loob ng dyip...

1. Laging unang inuupuan ang parte na malapit sa dulo... I dont know why...

2. Laging pakiramdaman kung sino ang magaabot ng pamasahe nung nasa dulo...

3. Pag masikip na, umuusog ang tao sa side na gusto nilang tabihan.

4. Kadalasang naiinis ang mga pasahero kung di sila agad naibaba at the instance na magpara sila KAHIT alam nila na bawal bumaba dun.

5. Pagtumaas ang pasahe, madalas naiinis ang pasahero paghinihingan sya ng dagdag na pamasahe ng drayber...

6. Updated sa pulitika ang karamihan sa mga drayber...

7. Badtrip ang mga drayber sa mga taong walang barya... Lalo na yung mga 500 0 1000 ang binabayad.

8. Pag nasa tabi ka ng drayber at pwinestuhan ka ng 2 tao na magkasama (isa sa tabi mo at isa sa likod mo) mag-ingat ka, 90% sure na holdap yan... hahaha XD

9. Pag umuulan, ang sampuan na jeep (22 na pasahero kasya) ay kayang magsakay ng 28 na tao o higit pa...

10. Badtrip ang drayber sa pasaherong isa lang ang binabayad pero dalawang tao ang laki. hehe...

11. Pag wala na talagang masakyan... Uumaakyat ang mga tao sa loob ng dyip kahit punong puno ito...

MMm... Madami pa kong nasa isip ko... Kelangan ko munang kalkalin... hehe...

Dagdagan nyu naman oh..

Help or...

... get out of the way.

Dapat kung hindi ka tutulong, tumabi ka nalang.

reasons?

1. Probability na maging burden ka.

2. Mahirap gumawa kung may nakikiepal na nagmamarunong.

3. Di ka rin naman tutulong so why bother getting in the waY?

4. Walang mangyayari kung nandyan ka nga wala ka naman natutulong.

hahaha...

Isipin mo, example

May nasagasaan na babae, pinalibutan ng mga bystanders

anong nangyari? Di nakasingit yung medics at pulis, patay.

Naitulong? natulungan mamatay yung babae hahahaha

Thats Good, but better kung tinulungan nila makasurvive yung babae.

Pano? By getting out of the way. hehehe

Isa pa?

May lalaki, ibabagsak na ng prof nya dahil sa excess absences.

Sakto natrapik sya... Late ng 1 hr... absent na sya...

Bakit? hahaha Dahil may nasagasaan na babae.

Pinalibutan ng bystanders, hahahaha wala nang naitulong, nakaperwisyo pa.

e kung tumabi nalang sila?

D b?