Thursday, July 16, 2009

Suicide Sandwich...

There were three friends: an Atenean, a
La Sallite, and a UP student (so you
know this story is fictional). Anyway,
they met for lunch and ate their sandwiches.

UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na
naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag
bukas, peanut butter sandwich na
namanang baon
ko, magpapatiwakal na ako.

Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again.
I am sick of this already. If I get
another roast beef sandwich again
tomorrow, I! am gonna shoot myself.

La Salle : Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham
sandwich is my baon again. I am so sawa
with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon
tomorrow is ham sandwich again. I am
gonna drive my CRV over the cliff.

The next morning, they again met for
lunch, and, alas, they had
the same sandwiches again. The UP
student went back to his dorm,
pulled out a belt and choked himself to

The Atenean went home, got a gun, and
shot himself in the head.

The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.

During their funeral, their mothers were

UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na
ayaw niya na nang peanut butter
sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung
pinabaon ko sa kanya.

Ateneo: If he had told me that he did
not want roast beef anymore, I wouldn't
have prepared him roast beef.

La Salle : Hindi ko maintindihan kung
bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh
siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili
niyang sandwich.

HAhaha Suicide Sandwich

P.S. hahhaha \:D/ happy happy day

10 Painful Things

1. -bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget.

2. -reminiscing the good times

3. -trying to hide what you realy feel.

4. -loving someone who loves another.

5. -having commitment with someone that you know wouldn't last

6. -shielding your heart to love somebody.

7. -loving a person too much

8. -right love at the wrong time.

9. -taking risk to fall in love again.

10. -bihis na bihis ka tapos di ka pala ksama.

Hahaha XD Sakit nun no?

P.S. I love you very much my!!! :* Thank you for giving me a chance... :D

Thursday, July 2, 2009

How to stay young...


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.